ryan c nelson: the village idiot was full of horny navy and marine dudes
ryan c nelson: (it's fleet week)
ryan c nelson: i bought several tables-full rounds of drinks, seeing-as its their jobs to die for me, if instructed to.
magofoz: yeah, you told me
ryan c nelson: regardless of my political affiliation, if instructed to, it's my job to produce a website about baseball for them
ryan c nelson: them, it's a bullet in the scrotum upon command
magofoz: aieeee
magofoz: and they get paid maybe one 5th of what you do!
ryan c nelson: here's a beer, pal, thanks a LOT.
magofoz: and get shitty food
ryan c nelson: exactly.
magofoz: yeah
magofoz: you're a good person, Ryan
ryan c nelson: whee!
ryan c nelson: i'm also a drunk person
magofoz: y'know, as scary as the military is, I think it would've been good had my brother joined it
magofoz: they'd straighten him out :-)
magofoz: and brain wash him to hunt and love his family
ryan c nelson: they might just kill him.
magofoz: not to estrange them
magofoz: they wouldn't
magofoz: deep inside he's a nice guy
ryan c nelson: i know that if i had a son, i'd KICK HIS ASS if he joined up.
ryan c nelson: that's the paradox